I’m a fourth generation Portlander, which is pretty rare! I was born and raised on the east side, though now I live on the west side. My incall is in the Nob Hill district. I love hosting; my apartment doesn't have cameras, so I'm as discrete as can be! Unless you count my cats... We can't really hide from them. In fact, they probably want to be friends with you. Purrr!
I'm an artist and an indoor gardener, I love cooking and baking, and I love getting dressed up to go out. That being said, I'd rather have a staycation, and watch Netflix or Disney+. I've been watching nostalgic movies lately, tell me which one is your favorite!
When you choose to take me out, no one will wonder how you found me, because when you see me, you’re choosing authenticity. Yes, even those of us who are “discrete” can be so real it’s addictive. You’ll never make a better choice in your life.
There is a 10% discount for...
-Clients who have seen me before, for any service
-People with mental and physical disabilities (including but not limited to people with ASD, Downs Syndrome, multiple sclerosis, amputees, and para/quadriplegic people)
-Veterans and active duty service members
-Queer people, anyone on the LGBTQ+ spectrum
-People of Color
...And a 15% discount for anyone who is a combination of the above.
By the way... I don't play the "does and doesn't do these acronyms" game. You're buying my time and affection, not my consent; while I have a great many things that I do enjoy doing with certain people, there is no guarantee that I will feel comfortable doing those exact things with you. I encourage you to reach out to me and tell me exactly what you're looking for, but I do not provide a listed menu of acronyms for you to pick and choose from.
I am a human being.
My preferred way to correspond with potential clients is via email. I usually require about a day's notice for new friends, though I encourage you to reach out and check on my availability anyway. For established friends, I can be ready in just a couple of hours.
Thank you for understanding that I am NOT constantly on-call!
I require a 25% deposit for friends who I travel to see, whether that is just outside of the Greater Portland Area, or a Fly-Me-To-You. An additional 1500 is due at the time of deposit for international travel. FMTY requires at least one week's notice.
My time starts at a baseline price of 300/hr right now, though you save money as you spend more time. Take advantage of this limited time price drop; when spring comes, I'll be going back up to 500/hr. ;)